MGS: Operation Cave Demon comes to iPhone

Metal Gear is coming to the iPhone? WTF?

If you know me, you know I hate MGS.

My apologies, MGS fanboys and gewerls, but Solid Snake's a dweeb, him and Liquid. And Naked. And Meredith too, she totally sux. And MGS4 was soooooooooo boring. And over-rated. And sucky.

I'm sure the hearts of every Vestibule and neogaf poster are all aflutter (most of which don't own an iPhone, nor can they afford one) with the announcment of Metal Gear iPhone, but sorry, this has to be the lamest port idea I've ever seen.

Don't worry about me though, other than the gut-wrenching terror I feel at the moment, I'm fine.

Now, about that Kenyan Mangrove Crab...

CQC... counter-balance the knife, quick slash, retract...

Review: Rise Of The Argonauts

Apparently the Golden Fleece is still lost after all these years. Should you spend the time to find it?

My review at Hardcore Gamer says prolly not.

McFarlane to appear at Phoenix Comicon 09, won't have a long drive

I love Todd McFarlane. He's making me a star, afterall.

News just broke he's be appearing at Phoenix Comicon 09, which is sweet, but... he lives here, like 30 minutes from Mesa where the event will be held.

Not tooooo big of a deal, if you asked me. If he was making the trek to the Delaware Comicon 09, then you'd see me bust out a spawntacular head spin.

Oh well, here's the full rundown.

File Under: Too Much Time On Your Hands

A hemp-mote? Really?

Preview: Ride To Hell? Pretty much...

I'm still trying to recover the 6-digit loss of brain cells I suffered during last week's frozen jaunt to Joshua Tree, CA for Deep Silver's Ride To Hell event.

The game is shaping up nicely, at least the 40 minute eyes-on only presentation the DS brass showed made it look that way.

At first glance, Ride To Hell is a GTA-meets-Easy Rider mish mash with equal parts Full Throttle, Vanishing Point and Road Rash. So... it's basically GTA with biker gangs.

Cool premise, which, of course, in video game journoland means cool press event, right?

Well sort of, if having your bus breakdown in the middle of nowhere, meeting a serial killer and bunking at a hippie rehab center is your idea of cool.

While I'm currently scribbling out all of my exploits of the adventure and an in-depth preview in Hardcore Gamer, here's some snapshot highlights to commerorate the event, which include discharging my weapon with Jo Garcia, Playboy's 2008 Cybergirl of the Year, and watching IGN's Nate Ahearn nearly blow up his room whilst attempting to light a cigarette off a pilot light.