Preview: F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin

Hot damn, I'm up to my eyeballs in preview code. The latest-Monolith's sequel to one of the more AI-tastic shooters of 05 is up next, preview hot and bothered at EBA here.

Review: skate 2

Skate 2 is the Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn of the series; it's a better, more realized and updated version of the first.

But what do I really think? Head over to Hardcore Gamer for the official review.

To The Point Reviews with... me?

Thanks Daniel Kayser, you're crazy. So EBA's Reviews section now bears my namesake, though I'm joined there by tasty contributors Todd Leveen, Kyle King and Chris Davis. Check it.

Preview: Ride To Hell

So I'm scribbling reviews and previews for Epic Battle Axe.com, a new partner portal with Gametrailers.com, helmed by Daniel Kayser, GTTV host and partyboy extraordinaire.

Here's my first post, a preview for Deep Silver's upcoming openworld biker game Ride To Hell.

MGS: Operation Cave Demon comes to iPhone

Metal Gear is coming to the iPhone? WTF?

If you know me, you know I hate MGS.

My apologies, MGS fanboys and gewerls, but Solid Snake's a dweeb, him and Liquid. And Naked. And Meredith too, she totally sux. And MGS4 was soooooooooo boring. And over-rated. And sucky.

I'm sure the hearts of every Vestibule and neogaf poster are all aflutter (most of which don't own an iPhone, nor can they afford one) with the announcment of Metal Gear iPhone, but sorry, this has to be the lamest port idea I've ever seen.

Don't worry about me though, other than the gut-wrenching terror I feel at the moment, I'm fine.

Now, about that Kenyan Mangrove Crab...

CQC... counter-balance the knife, quick slash, retract...

Review: Rise Of The Argonauts

Apparently the Golden Fleece is still lost after all these years. Should you spend the time to find it?

My review at Hardcore Gamer says prolly not.

McFarlane to appear at Phoenix Comicon 09, won't have a long drive

I love Todd McFarlane. He's making me a star, afterall.

News just broke he's be appearing at Phoenix Comicon 09, which is sweet, but... he lives here, like 30 minutes from Mesa where the event will be held.

Not tooooo big of a deal, if you asked me. If he was making the trek to the Delaware Comicon 09, then you'd see me bust out a spawntacular head spin.

Oh well, here's the full rundown.